Blake N Jon
What To Do If Attacked By Old People
Being attacked by old people is terrible and- well... discusting! Now to end all of your pain and annoyance, I am going to tell you what to do to avoid this terrible attack and how to handle the situation when being attacked.
How To Avoid
#1: Stay away from the ones with canes and/or walkers. Usually they attack the grion and/or the face. These happen to be very dangerous.
#2: If they have long finger nails (preferably women) stay at least 5 feet away to avoid the constant pinching of your cheeks. (and yes I'm talking about your face)
#3: Stay away from the ones who have denctures, because they can and will throw them at you. Usually they aim for the cheeks of your face, fingers, kidney, pancreos, epidermis and sometimes your birthday cake. This is the most painful attack our agency has seen.
What To Do If Attacked
#1: RUN!!! What else do you think you could do?!
How To Avoid
#1: Stay away from the ones with canes and/or walkers. Usually they attack the grion and/or the face. These happen to be very dangerous.
#2: If they have long finger nails (preferably women) stay at least 5 feet away to avoid the constant pinching of your cheeks. (and yes I'm talking about your face)
#3: Stay away from the ones who have denctures, because they can and will throw them at you. Usually they aim for the cheeks of your face, fingers, kidney, pancreos, epidermis and sometimes your birthday cake. This is the most painful attack our agency has seen.
What To Do If Attacked
#1: RUN!!! What else do you think you could do?!
