Alien Abduction!!!

Anybody ever heard of aliens? Well, if you said no, then you have problems. People throughout history have claimed that they've seen aliens or have even been... ABDUCTED!!! (Ba, Ba, Bummmmm!) Most people that say that they have been... ABDUCTED, (Ba, Ba, Bummmmm!) have said that they've been kepted up all night because of terrible dreams.                                                                                    Oh, sorry about the big blank, I just haven't got alot of sleep. Well anyway, other simptoms have been known to be de-hidration, and slight memory loss.                                              Wait, who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?                                           Whoa cool, an article about alien abduction. Memory loss huh. Wait what?