My Name is Kleopus

Hello, my name is Kleopus.
I like cats.
My mom lIkes tO eAt my manY gErbEls
I Can't sTop hiTtiNg the sHift buTtOns
WeeeeeEeeeeeeEeeeeeE
I have a pet ardvark named sprinkler
He nibbles on my toes
My dad says that candy can make me grow a foot out of my ear.
That would be cool
My pet lizard, drazil, foams at the mouth, that's when I know he's tired of me sticking my finger in his mouth
Sometimes he bites me, that's when my mom says it's time to go to the hospital
Iv'e been to the hospital 71 1/2 times
The doctors say Im' "special" :)
My dad has been to jail 6 times
He's best friends with officer Carl
There's a tree in my front yard that looks like a donkey peeing on a monkey
I'm writing a book called What To Do If You Are Stupid
My mom says she understand why I'm writing it
She says that when I'm done with it that I should read it
In chapter 13627445 a horse eats an apple
Shhhhhhhhhhh what's that sound
Be Quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shout) I'm trying to listen to the sound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh look a kitty!
The kitty is biting my ear
the kitty is biting my  finger
how am I still writing
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